Anyone know what I’m talking about?
Sure you do.
Im talking about the 2008 Presidential campaign.
Are you going to admit that you know WHO I am talking about?
Does your mom need to read this to you?
If you are wondering who I am talking about, then I call you a liar and a cynic. Dont bother reading the rest of the post. You are too far gone.
For those of you who (even relunctantly) admit to understand what I am talking about, then you have acknowledged that John McCain is currently running the sleaziest campaign in “modern history”. Dont take my word for it, go ahead and read here:
Some of the truly mouth breathing jackasses will scream “liberal media”. If the Washington Post, Associated Press and Los Angeles Times is too liberal for you, perhaps you would prefer Bill O’Reilly who attacks McCains sleazy ads.
At some point I have to wonder if people are just plain stupid.
But I think its actually 2 kinds of people.
1. Cynics – you are the people that know its all bullshit but no one cares as long as they win. They are devoid of any honor, integrity or ethics, yet you are people who stake a claim on ethics and honor. You are typically beneficiary of legislation and or tax rules that benefit you.
2. Idiots – You can also be referred to as Ignorant. Idiots can be subcategorized as well. You arent in the tax bracket of the cynics, but you so desperately wish you were. You are most likely culture warriors. You are anti-choice, you believe that fairy tales should be taught (or even debated) in public school science classes, you think abstinence will make the problem of teenage pregnancy go away and the most extreme of you think that the constitution should be abolished in lieu of biblical rule.
To one extent or another, you also believe in many of the following:
Gay couples do not deserve the same legal status as a straight married couple
The pledge of allegiance was written (and recited) by our founding fathers in its current form (with the “under God” part)
Science is bad (all or part). Examples would be stem cell research, space exploration that may lead to discovery of extraterrestrial live and of course evolution (See Fairy Tales earlier).
That the United States is a “Christian Nation”.
Al Quaeda was in Iraq before 9/11 and had Saddam Hussains assistance in the 9/11 attacks.
The War on Terror began in and will end in Iraq
Democrats (all liberals) are bad. It is your core belief that Communism is a tiny step away from being liberal.
